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devilmuse
glitterdrug

I’ve only had one bf in my life. And i didn’t like it. Apparently he was still in love with his ex so he dumped me for her. And I was like “boo how fool you have to be to go back to have those nasty ass mc donalds cheese burgers when you had fucking caviar???”

devilmuse

and guess who came begging me to go back with him after a month? bitch thought i would actually go back with him what a dumbass

seaymph
stardustparker

reasons i want to be rich

  • to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  • to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  • to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
  • to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
  • to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

  • to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
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